4 Stupid Easy Holiday Cookies for the Dumbest, Most Asinine Bakers Out There

Slice-and-Bake Sugar Cookies

Intimated by mixing and measuring? No problem! These cookies will be a hit at any holiday party, and all you have to do is buy premade cookie dough, cook it for, like, 10 minutes, then put icing and sprinkles on top of it. These crowd-pleasers and crazy easy and the perfect match for a baker who’s dense as all fuck. Ching-ching-a-ling!