If you somehow managed to burn the cookie dough, then maybe something you don’t have to bake at all will be more your speed. Slow down and grab some plain gingerbread men and just get creative with decorating! The most foolish, incapable, joke of a baker in the world could hardly fuck this up. It’s basically a children’s craft activity! But these can still be a classic contribution to any seasonal gathering, and keep your stupid ass on Santa’s nice list for showing up with something at the holiday party.