4 Stupid Easy Holiday Cookies for the Dumbest, Most Asinine Bakers Out There

So your gingerbread men ended up evoking visceral horror— it’s clear you are worse than we even imagined. But no worries! You can keep the season’s cheer alive and well (unlike the gingerbread men who were widely read as being dead: a macabre and poor-taste choice according to your neighbor who received your cute little bag of them just days after her husband passed. You are really striking out left and right!). Anyway, just buy cookies, then heat them up in the microwave before you serve them, idiot.