4 Oversized Shirts That’ll Have You Saying, ‘Honey, I Shrunk Myself’

Black Oversized T-Shirt (H&M, $9.99)

This H&M interpretation of the classic oversized tee is an affordable way to tell everyone around you, “Quick! I don’t have much time before the shrinkage is permanent!” It’s simple, clean, and agile, like for running away from all the ants and grass that now tower over you after the malfunction of your ingenious machine. It’s loud and proud and screams, “Oh, honey, I’m so sorry that I’ve done it again!” Will the kids still respect you? Will they remember you as you were? Who’s to say, but your outfit sure is cute!