4 Men Named Kyle Who Have No Idea There’s a Women’s Strike

Despite much of his workforce being “out of office” today and the rest wearing red, your boss Kyle still hasn't noticed anything is different. Instead, he is emailing you incessantly about a project that’s due tomorrow and completely missing all the automatic response emails that say, “I am out of the office today honoring A Day Without a Woman” with the link that you deliberately included so that he’d click on it. You’re gonna be fielding some questions from this Kyle tomorrow.