4 Little Black Dresses That’ll Make Him Forget He’s Your Second Cousin
The Lace-Up Long Sleeve Jersey Minidress (Nordstrom, $45)
With your collarbone and cleavage exposed, Jimmy will be way too distracted to think about the possible repercussions of your actions. And if he starts to bring it up, slowly unlace the front of the dress while reminding him that FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt were cousins. (Fifth, but still.) And Mary and Vinny from The Godfather Part 3 are cousins. (Fictional, but…still.) Precedent.
