The weather is getting colder, and for most of us, that means hunkering down in bed by 6 p.m. to avoid the brutal arctic temps. But if you’re a smug little bitch who believes they’re fundamentally superior, you’re probably bundling up right now and preparing for a grueling winter workout outside. Must be nice to be a lithe winter gazelle with “self-discipline” and “ambition”! Anyway, it’s important to keep that tight, perfect little ass warm or whatever. Here’s the year’s best running gear for showoffy little cunts who keep up with their cardio routine deep into the winter months!