4 Little Black Dresses That’ll Make Him Forget He’s Your Second Cousin

The Velour Ruffle Minidress (Nordstrom, $49)

This dress isn’t just pretty to look at, it’s also soft to the touch, inviting Jimmy to feel the way the fabric hugs your skin and forget, just for a night, that your parents played together as kids. It’s not like you’re going to get married, although if you did, it would be legal in every state. You checked. Look at the little straps!