Baby Blue Princess Housecoat (Bum-Cake Vintage, $55)
This flowy vintage housecoat is so gorgeous that once you get it, you’ll realize that you can’t let it get torn or stained under any circumstances, and you’d rather take hundreds of pictures of you wearing it instead! You can still send the pictures to whomever you’re seeing at the moment though, which is sexting, which is technically still sex! Yay!