L’Occitane Shea Butter Body Rich Lotion (L’Occitane, $60)
You’ll probably get this one from a parent or grandparent who already gave up on using it and gifted it to you in the hopes that you’d learn from their mistakes. Nope! Enjoy trying one, maybe two pumps of this bad boy before you realize it’s kind of sticky? Like not 100% sticky, but there’s a certain quality to it that is unsettling and hard to wash off. You won’t throw it away, though, because it was $60 and a family heirloom. On the bright side, it’ll add some pizzazz to your post-mortem estate sale!