4 Large Body Lotions That Will Outlive You

Collagen Firming Hand & Body Lotion (Olay, $13)

You’ll buy this lotion out of desperation when your hands start to crack in the middle of winter and expect to have finished it by the spring, but it sits kind of heavy on the skin. Not terrible, but not great! You’ll “temporarily” store it below the sink, where it will remain untouched for decades as you age and eventually succumb to congenital heart disease. But not after first succumbing to this great value deal!