4 Large Body Lotions That Will Outlive You

You’ll buy this one because your dad told you to, and after one pump, it’ll be clear this is the only lotion he’s ever tried. But you’ve already opened it, so say goodbye to returning or regifting. Instead, enjoy walking past it on your shelf every single day for the rest of your life. This moisturizing blend will watch you fall in love, get married, have a child, get your first divorce, and yeah, it’ll be close by when you fall into a manhole and meet your untimely end.