Immigrant grandma Lola loves to remind you of the sacrifices she had to make so you could live in this country and have a better life (making TikToks and working at Goldman Sachs). If you’ve lost the ability to speak your native language, she’ll rip out your tongue and force the noodles down harder—got to make up for the fading cultural heritage somehow.
A visit to Grandma wouldn’t be complete without an aggressive spoon to the face. Sure, you might have trauma from the one time she shoved peanut butter into your mouth and ignored you when you said you were allergic, but that’s just love right? Maybe you even liked it, despite the fact you could have died! So next time you visit a grandma, be prepared to fend off stomach bloat, because she cares.