Ah, my high school sweetheart. The 2011 Subaru Outback. With plentiful trunk space, incredible mileage, and no more or less than four doors, this is a vehicle that will stay by my side till I drop dead on the cold, hard ground. Some think it unwise to tie the knot with your first love, but you don’t need to know what else is out there when you look at her and feel just as happy and excited about the memories you’re yet to make as you do those sweet impressions from yesteryear. I would get down on one knee and pledge the rest of my corporeal days to this strapping mistress any day of the week, and I’d be proud of it.