“Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes was written about the 2006 Subaru Forester, probably, and it’s easy to see why. If trust, companionship, and understated sex appeal were an object, then they wouldn’t be, because I would never objectify my gentle wife. Don’t be fooled by the subdued green and mild curves — this girl’s got a dark sense of humor that will surprise you every time! No sir, there’s not a dull day when the 2006 Subaru Forester’s your old lady, and if she’d have me? Well, cross my heart, I vow I’d work 24 hours a day the rest of my life to make sure she felt the same.