4 Clear Glasses Frames That Say, ‘I Haven’t Tried Polyamory, But I’ve Watched Many VICE Docs on the Matter’

Clubround Optics (Ray Ban, $178)

This RayBan frame was inspired by the authentic style of modern intellectuals and bohemian creative, which means people like you, who in spite of never actually being poly, know a surprising amount about the ethics of being part of an exclusive poly group, where no one is allowed to date outside the group. You could talk about it at length for hours with the handsome stranger you just met at the bar, whom you will not be hooking up with because you are not poly. You’re just curious.