4 Clear Glasses Frames That Say, ‘I Haven’t Tried Polyamory, But I’ve Watched Many VICE Docs on the Matter’

Gelt Frames (Moscot, $280)

These frames are handcrafted using Italian acetate and will have you looking like a woman about town, who is caught up on the latest Vice sex research and deeply understands the importance of discussing scheduling expectations with one’s primary partner. And yet, in spite of being thoroughly, clinically familiar with the subject matter, you have not opened up your own relationship in any way.