A good loaf of sourdough will elevate any grilled cheese, but it pairs particularly well with the sweetness of caramelized onion. What this grilled cheese didn’t pair so well with was her wife. After 12 years and one drawn-out adoption, the two are calling it quits, but not on any good terms. Can you close your eyes and remember the perfect grilled cheese from your childhood — white bread, gooey and delicious American cheese, salty and charred from a greasy diner grill? Well good for you, but this sourdough grilled cheese and her legally separated wife can’t remember the good times at all anymore, and things are getting hateful.