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Duvet Covers That You Might Accidentally Zip Yourself Into

4 Christmas Dresses That Say, ‘I’ve Never Had a Dick in My Mouth’

Holy Shit! This Goddamn Queen Chose White Over Wheat

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How to Give Your Kids The Sex Talk Without Revealing Mommy Used to Be a Hoe

Activist Win! This Woman’s Wedding Hashtag Is #NoDAPL

Amanda Finally Introduces Corn-Fed Fuck Machine to Parents

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. Except Me, Who Is Lost In The Woods

9 Holiday Albums That Say, ‘I’m Sad About the Election, But I Need This Right Now’

Christmas Light Displays That Let Your Neighbors Know You’re Not Fucking Around This Year

I Don’t See Skin Color; I Just See Skeletons and It’s Kind of Spooky

Isn’t This, Like, the Third Going Away Party for Rebecca?

Woman Exceeds Her NaNoWriMo Word Count by Only Writing Facebook Rants

I Won The Popular Vote, So Why Are We Doing What Kendra Wants Tonight?

This Inspiring Racist Isn’t Getting Distracted By Trump’s Tweets

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5 Morning Rituals That Require Getting Out Of Bed, Sorry

Get Your Ass in a Pair of Corduroys or So Help Us God

Why I Stopped Calling Them the ‘Alt-Right’ and Started Calling Them ‘My Brother’s Friends’

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