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White Boy Summer? This Man’s Sunburn Requires Skin Grafts

Girl Gets Good at Wrong Hobby

Woman Who Almost Passed Out in the Bath Convinces Herself She’s Actually Really Relaxed Now

‘It’s 8 p.m. Somewhere!’ Exclaims Woman Taking a Melatonin Right After Work

4 Clogs That’ll Have Everyone Thinking, ‘Here Comes a Little Horse’

How to Not Learn About Nice Furniture So You Don’t Feel Compelled to Buy It

Woman Searching for Common Factor Between Failed Relationships Besides Her

How to Find a Sturdy Boyfriend Right Before You Move

‘Don’t Worry, No One Is Even Thinking About You,’ Says Friend Who You Often Think About and Judge

Tragic! This Woman’s Doppelgänger Is a Little Bit Hotter

How to Accept Your Post-Pandemic Body by Going Outside and Announcing, ‘Come and Get It, Boys’

Wow! Dad Took Uglier Picture of You Than Previously Thought Possible

Why I Stopped Blogging and Started Driving Around Town Screaming Out My Window

Just One of the Guys: This Woman Is a Piece of Shit

My Math Teacher Told Me I’d Never Be a NASA Engineer. And He Was Right.

How to Combat Phone Addiction When You Don’t Really Want To

I Want to Honor Keeping Kink Out of Pride, but My Kink Is Bank-Sponsored Parade Floats

How I Reclaimed the Word ‘Cunt’ By Being One

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