Author Archives for Tommy Do

Tips to Make Him Cum Fast Because You Are in a Car and He is in a Tollbooth

BABY YODA! Now That We Have Your Attention What You Hate About Other People Is What You Really Dislike About Yourself

Christmas Gifts That Aren’t Just Weed

How to Cum With Your Partner Without Tallying Up Who’s Winning

Five Dresses That Only Zendaya Can Pull Off So Don’t Even Think About It

Four Sex Positions to Make You Cum Faster Because You Have to Be Up at 5 and Oh God It’s Already 12:30!

How to Be in Miami Without Constantly Saying, ‘I’m in Miami, Bitch’

4 Cute First Date Ensembles to Meet a Guy Who’s Wearing a T-shirt and Sneakers

YES! The Bar Still Has Your Card!

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. Except Me, Who Is Lost In The Woods

8 Other Things You Can Talk About After Finally Chopping Off Your Mermaid Hair

I Have a Great Face for Wigs

15 Cute Things to Think About While He Cums on Your Head

5 Ways To Dress So You Don’t Look Like A Building

6 Baby Names That Are Just As Good As Emma

5 Fun Ways To Ask For Cranberry Juice Without Screaming, ‘I Have a UTI!’

5 Non-Embarrassing Stores To Say When Katie Asks Where You Got That Top

5 Outfits That Go Great With Fingerbanging