Author Archives for Stephen Tompkins

Doctors Told Her She Would Never Rollerblade Again and She Seemed Fine With That

Oprah Quotes to Use When Testifying Against Her in Court

8 Chill Places to Have Your Baby at Work, Because You’re Still Working

You’re Going To Need A Tide Pen After You Shit Yourself Reading This Mom’s Ranking Of Empire Episodes

Unnerving Amount Of Alerts Found On Friend’s Phone

White Woman Speaks

I Waved To Someone Who Wasn’t Waving To Me

Optimistic Woman Sees Husband’s Penis As Half-Erect

Witnesses Stunned After Subway Manspreader Rips In Half

Haley Too Far Into ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Karaoke To Turn Back

Jennifer Annoyingly Fertile

Erica’s Annual Oscar Party Snubbed Third Consecutive Year