Author Archives for McKayley Gourley

How to Build Community While Still Listening to Make Sure Your Neighbors Aren’t in the Hallway Before Leaving Your Apartment

REPORT: Woman Just Needs to Lie on Floor for an Hour and Then She’ll Be Ready to Go

How to Manifest Something Other Than Random BIC Lighters Around Your House

How to Show Your Friends a Picture of the Guy You’re Seeing Without Giving a Detailed Explanation of Why He’s Hot

How to Say Your Love Language Is Receiving Gifts Without Sounding Like a French Child-Prince

5 Podcasts to Listen to When Walking Down the Aisle

Rejected Man Can’t Take No for an Answer, Resorts to Following You Home

4 Signs of an Extremely Intelligent Person That Weirdly All Apply to You?

How to Practice Positive Self-Affirmations Without Catcalling Yourself

Woman at Most Creative When Imagining Reasons to Call Into Work

Woman Risks Entire Career, Livelihood for 15 More Minutes of Sleep

‘I Want a Girl Who Doesn’t Take Herself Too Seriously,’ Says Guy With Clown Fetish

REPORT: Box You Set Down for a Second to Become Permanent Decor

I Learned an Instrument So I Could Have a Job at Parties Instead of Socializing

I LIVED IT: I Had to Use One of the Big Spoons

REPORT: Phone Set Down and Book Picked Up Upon Hearing Someone About to Enter Room

Nice! Woman Has Parasocial Relationship With Own Father

How to Stand Up for Yourself, Get Lightheaded, Then Sit Back Down Again

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