Author Archives for Madonna Refugia

Yummy Condiments That Will Make Your Clit Taste Like Gordon Ramsay Made It

8 Gun Cases That Will Hide The Tampon You’re Carrying To The Bathroom

7 Skirts to Show Off At Your New Standing Desk

Creative Ways To Use Chalkboard Paint On His Balls

Fun Prizes To Give Him After He Guesses Your Ethnicity Right

How to Give Him a Luxurious Hot Stone Handjob

The One Major Lesson I Learned After Putting Thumbtacks in My Cereal

Thanksgiving Centerpiece Ideas That Are Just Leftover Phone Chargers

5 Pairs of Eyelashes You Will Never Put On Right

How to Throw a Friendsgiving Dinner for All the Guys You Friendzoned

10 Tips That Won’t Make You Chrissy Teigen

How to Throw a Bachelorette Party That is Actually a Menstrual Blood Oath Ceremony

Metallic Eyeshadows That Make Your Eyes Look Like Little Doorknobs

How to Write a Perfect Maid of Honor Speech Using Only Vowels

12 Booze-Filled Cupcakes to Bring to Your Next Pap Smear

Ankle Bracelets That Say, ‘I’m a 6 Back Home, but I’m a 10 On This Cruise!’

I Switched Birth Control Pills and Now I’m a Cat Person