Author Archives for Kerry McGuire

Get an Apartment So Cute It’ll Justify Your Agoraphobia

I Ate A Spoonful of Bee Pollen, And Now I’m a God

Hate Date - Reductress

Give Him a Valentine’s Day Gift So Unique He’ll Be Like, Fuck

Celebs! They’re Just Like Other Celebs!

7 Snacks You Need To Make Friends As An Adult

‘I’m Proud Of My Cellulite!’ Is What I’d Say If I Had Any Cellulite

I Don’t Hate My Ex-Boyfriend But Am Totally Okay With It If You Do

Amazing Women Who Prove You Can Watch Whatever Your Want On Netflix

I Saw Jesus in My Period Stain—Right In Front of my Crush!

Skincare Recommendations To Ignore Because They Came From Beth

10 Best Cities to Live In to Get Mom Off Your Back

Dress Like The Baby You Wish You Had

Nasty - Reductress

Boost Your Self-Esteem In Ways That Aren’t So Fucking Cliché

10 Surefire Ways To Turn On Your Roomba

Smokey Eyes - Reductress

My Version of Feminism Includes Eye Lifts

Reductress - Stay at Home Mom

My Mom Only Had Me So She Could Be Friends With Helen

2015 Will Be My Year, Starting in February

Your Weirdest Orgasm, Guaranteed!