Author Archives for Jasmine Pierce

Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe She Worries About It Constantly

Body Getting Older With Time For Some Reason

No One ‘Has’ to Be a Feminist, But I Will Use Your Skull As a Toilet If You’re Not

How to Come to Terms with the Fact That You Don’t Watch The Kardashians Ironically

7 Acts of Resistance I Stopped Doing a Month Ago

Wow! This Woman Double-Checked to Make Sure She Sent That Text to the Right Person

4 Important Nutrition Tips That Bethany is Probably Making Up As She Speaks

Hero Woman Leaves Sephora Without Buying Anything

Friends With Benefits Arrangements to Ruin Both The Friendship and The Benefits

Science Finally Invents a Dick That Shrinks In Your Mouth and Grows in Your Pussy

Woman So Pissed That She Actually Cleans

How to Spot That Twinkle In His Eye That Says He’s Going To Masturbate To You Later

Man Who’s Afraid of Commitment Also Has No One Willing to Commit to Him

Please Don’t Blame My Irrational Behavior on My Period, Even Though It Did Just Start

Drunk Self Goes to Bed Without Washing Your Face Again

How to Tell Your Body to Cut the Bullshit

I’m Sorry I Was Being So Crazy While You Were Treating Me Like Shit

The Best Diets to Help You Fit Through a Tiny Window if A Murderer Is After You

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