Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

How to Stay at a Friend’s House Without Apologizing the Whole Time

Man Aims to Get Couch in Next Couple of Years

Woman in Desperate Need of Therapist Who Can Slap Her

Woman Silences Fictional Intrusive Thought With Real-Life Embarrassing Memory

Lack of Car Not Deterring Woman From Taking Free Bumper Sticker

QUIZ: Is It Long Covid or Stupid Brain?

QUIZ: Can This Singer-songwriter Get Away With Having a Bad Voice or Are They a Woman?

Facebook Marketplace Interaction 20% About Furniture, 80% About Desire to Be Chased

Woman Entering Grocery Store Loses Capacity to Plan More Than Two Meals Ahead

Spring Cleaning! Donation Pile Dutifully Moved From Corner of Bedroom to Living Room

REPORT: Katy Perry Announced as Next Pope

Uh Oh! This Woman Had Coffee After Noon so She Won’t Sleep This Week

Errand Going to Derail Next Couple of Days

Why Cigarettes Are Visually Disgusti – Oh, a Woman Is Holding One? Never Mind

REPORT: Boyfriend Assumed You Were Booking That

Woman Figures Single Use Plastic Less Bad if She Uses It Way Too Many Times

REPORT: Minnesotan Ambulance Just Needs to Scoot Past Ya

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