Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

How to Enjoy Summer Even Though It Heralds the Heat Death of Our World

Woman Expecting Vitamin C Packet to Do a Lot of Heavy Lifting

4 Oversized Shirts That’ll Have You Saying, ‘Honey, I Shrunk Myself’

Did You Know? Baby Carrots Are Just Chopped Up Normal Carrots and Baby Dogs Are — Wait

Eighth Grade Teacher

Scientists Confirm Fifth Dimension Is Words of Affirmation

I LIVED IT: I Arrived at the Coffee Shop and Now I Have to Do Work

Gratitude Journal - Reductress

QUIZ: Will Journaling Make You Feel Better or Bring You to the Darkest Place You’ve Ever Been?

Man With Huge Penis Clearly Compensating for Tiny Car

QUIZ: Are Your Parents Calling You a Communist or Are You Not Going Hard Enough?

‘Is That Something?’ Asks Writer After Recounting Childhood Trauma Word for Word

Just Like The Real Thing! This Vegan Company Is Cruel to Its Beans

Woman Takes Break from Crying to See if She Looks Cute Crying

REPORT: Time to Annoy the Dog

Wow! This Woman’s Life Flashed Before Her Eyes and 40% of It Was Doom-Scrolling on the Toilet

woman staring off into space

Jewish Woman Googles Date of Passover for Fifth Time

‘Fuck It, We Ride,’ Says Woman Who Should Probably Weigh Pros and Cons of Riding

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