Author Archives for Eva Victor

How to Get Rid of Under-Eye Circles by Going Back to When Obama Was President

How to Stop Trying to Be The Girl He Wants You to Be and Become His Waking Nightmare

Ariana Grande Is Now a Handbag!

How To Stay Miserable Even Though Your Life Is Sort Of Working Out

I Was Told I Was Too Pretty To Be a CEO. Here’s Why I Became a Show Pony Instead

Toilet Paper Bride - Reductress

My Wedding Dress Is Made Out of Toilet Paper and He’s a Pile of Shit So It’s Perfect

This Is Why You Should Come To My Party, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Man Who Doesn’t Get Why We Tip Also Doesn’t Cuddle After Sex

4 Situations Where You Can Get The Male Attention You Deserve By Queefing The Loudest

I Did Whole30 and Now My Only Friends Are These Hard-Boiled Eggs

4 Sexy Dresses That Are Perfect For Exposing Your Whole Butt When You Drop Something

7 Baby Names That Will Have People Saying, ‘Hmm…K!’

5 Celebs We Photoshopped Without Front Teeth Who Look Different But Amazing

5 Shirtless Models Other Hotter Girls Get To Touch

Mindblowing Sex Tips That Will Still Only Get You a Text Saying, ‘That Was Fun’

Bridesmaids Gifts That Are Just Letting Her Not Be a Bridesmaid

How To Search For Intelligent Life On Darren’s Brain

How To Wish Your Ex Happy Birthday Because It’s So Important He Hears That Message

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