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QUIZ: Why Do Shoulders Make You Horny? That Makes No Sense

Empath Can’t Stop Touching Her Face Where Person She’s Speaking To Has Pimple

More Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office!

The Science Behind Why Smoking One Cigarette Per Day Is Honestly Probably Fine

Get Healthy Skin By Pulling Away From A Bearded Man’s Sensual Kiss

Track Calories By Yelling Them Out Like The Count From ‘Sesame Street’

This Ex-CIA Interrogator Explains How to Catch People in a Lie Then Just Sort of Let It Go

Climate Change Experts Advise Against Getting Bangs

Study Suggests Female Employees Who Are Paid Fairly Spend Less Company Time Online Selling Panties

‘Devil’s Advocate Boy’ Statue Erected On Wall Street Next To ‘Fearless Girl’

Photos Of Fruit That Imply This Article Is About Juicy Vagines

How I Saved $1 A Day Just By Avoiding The Homeless Woman I Usually Give $1 To

How To Make Extracting Your Boyfriend’s Blackheads A Sex Thing

My Lashes Are So Full, Yet I Am So Hungry

How To Avoid Jessica At The Women’s March On Washington

5 Protest Sign Ideas That Are A Lot Without Being Too Much

I Don’t Owe Anybody An Explanation For The Big Wet Spot On My Shirt

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5 Morning Rituals That Require Getting Out Of Bed, Sorry

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