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My Husband and I Make It Work Even Though I’m a Christian and He’s an Aardvark

6 Home Decorations That Say, ‘I Used to Roll My Soffe Shorts 3 Times’

4 Gifts That Say, ‘I Wasn’t Joking About Being Broke’

4 Hearty Winter Stews to Make You Feel Like a Cold, Lonesome Prairie Wife

Gifts For The Person Who Has Everything, Except A Map Of The Old Mine Just Outside Of Town

Our Holiday Gift Guide That Seems to Think You Have a Friend Worth $700

Can’t Stop Thinking About Your Ex? Then This Headline Probably Didn’t Help.

I’m Sorry I’m Being Difficult Again by Asking You to Make Food That Doesn’t Kill Me

This 7-Year-Old Graduated College, But Got A Communications Degree from A Party School So Don’t Get Too Excited

‘Tofu Is Gross,’ Says Mom While Fisting a Turkey’s Ripped-out Asshole

REPORT: Food-to-Poop Ratio Way Off

Capitalist Tool Boss Says You Still Have Work Between Thanksgiving and Christmas

Attempt at Intermittent Fasting Foiled by Pesky Need to Stay Conscious

4 Weighted Anxiety Blankets That Aren’t as Good as a Massive Blunt

Why I Accompany My Son to The Penis Doctor to Make Sure His Schlong Is Bone Dry

I Support Medicare For All Except Brendan, May He Perish In Haste

4 Pajama Sets That Aren’t as Comfortable as the Cast Shirt From Your High School Production of ‘Oklahoma!’

Christmas Newsletter

Mom Already Super Horny For Hallmark Christmas Movies

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