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Woman Taking Nap Without Setting Alarm Has No God, No Rules

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Whew! This Affluent White Guy Says America Has Survived Worse

Friend Complaining About Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand Why You Don’t Like Him

Office Dog, Who Regularly Shits on Floor, More Valued at Company Than You

4 Cute Backpacks to Forget a Banana in for Six Months

Woman Who’s Fine With Baby Jails Can’t Watch ‘Dumbo’

How to Help Your Boyfriend Live up to Your Childhood Bathtub Faucet

Inspiring! Kaylee’s Garden Produced One Amazing Salad

Scientists Find Hovering Ass Slightly Over Public Toilet Seat Prevents Most Major Illnesses

Woman Waiting for Right Moment to Ask New Guy Exact Day, Location and Time of Birth

Woman Has Unrealistic Standards on How Late She Can Leave for Work

Moon Looks Cool Tonight, According to Boring Date

Office Pooping Stalemate

I Lived It: Someone Took the Stall Next to Me Even Though There Were Others Available

The Best Sighs to Let Your Coworkers Know You Got Railed Last Night

Brave! This Woman Actually Thinks About Her Husband While Masturbating

‘Ugh, My Stomach is Growling Again,’ Says Woman Clearly Holding in a Fart

How to Handle the Unbelievable Beauty and Integrity of Your BFF

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