Author Archives for Colin Heasley

We’re Not a Cult, We’re Just Adult Coloring Book People

Brave Women Share Stories of Seeing Their Boyfriend’s Butthole on Accident

These Shoes: They’re Cute, Right?

Reductress - Crying White Woman

Here’s What It’s Like To Go A Whole Week Without Truffle Fries

Why Are All These Couples Having Threesomes With Amanda?

6 Bongs That Say ‘Haha…What?’

I’ve Thought About It and I Would Like to Be Hot Now

13 Kinky Little Doritos That Have Been Very Naughty

Get Noticed At Fashion Week By Taking A Dump Somewhere

Celebrities Who Are Friends Because They Appeared in a Photo Together

6 New Screams To Try While Waxing

How to Date Someone Who’s Way Out of Your Kickball League

How to Get the Best Free Samples at Sephora by Robbing a Sephora

How to Tell if Someone is Lying to You About the Color of Your Aura

6 Parasites That Epitomize #SquadGoals