Author Archives for Arianna Durnell

Bull Riding Tips so He’ll Know You Won’t Fall off a Dick During Sex

5 Long Black Cardigans That Say “It’s LeviOsa, Not LeviosA”

Woah! Did This Woman’s Peyote-Induced Fever Dream Just Confirm Kylie Jenner’s Pregnancy?

Wanna Kiss Better? Here Are 5 Extremely Obvious Tips

Faux Fur Coats That You’ll Just Worry You Look A Little Too Extra in All Night

To Avoid Arguments During Thanksgiving, This Woman Hopped In A Crockpot And Has Been Roasting For Three Hours

5 Toners That Will Make You Go, ‘What Does This Do Again?’

Here’s How Often Happy Couples Have Sex and Then Tell Me to Stop Asking Them This

Yay! Here’s Another Weird Fucking Eyebrow Trend That Looks Horrible

How to Meditate Even Though You Never Stop Thinking About When Jay-Z Said ‘Your Breasteses Is My Breakfast’

How to Act Like Things Are Okay When You Miss Vine So Much

Wow! This Powerful CEO Is Running A Whole Company Yet Still Wearing The Wrong Size Bra

How to Save Your Old T-Shirts For a Fun DIY Project You’ll Never Do

How To Take The Perfect Selfie By Using A High Angle And Photoshopping Priyanka Chopra’s Face Onto Yours

Cat Eyes So Cute You Get Adopted by a Sad Woman Going Through a Breakup

How to Be Impressed by The Little Things He Does Because He Definitely Won’t Do Big Things

4 Wireless Headphones So You Can Listen to ‘Sorry Not Sorry’ by Demi Lovato When He Takes You to A Jazz Club

How to Be Seen as a Powerful Woman by Carrying a Toolbox Around Like a Purse