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After Lengthy Deliberation, Local Pharmacist Upholds Roe v. Wade

How to Teach Your Dog That She Is In Control of Her Own Body

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Woman Completes Second Trimester Entirely in OBGYN’s Waiting Room

Eddie Redmayne Talks About a Movie in a British Accent and It’s the Cutest Thing Ever

I Caught My Boyfriend Jerking Off to a Kim Kardashian Emoji

Grandparent Funeral Dirges That Will Really Showcase Your Voice

The 5 Hottest Vegas Clubs For You To Spread Trish’s Ashes In

Style Inspo: This Crumpled French Cigarette

Beach-Ready Paperbacks That Are Just Misogynistic Enough

Coworker Threatens To Reveal Shoe Descriptions Of Office Poopers

New Things To Do With Your Arms At Music Festivals

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Which Sex Position Is Right For Your Sunburn?

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Father’s Day Gifts That Let Him Know You Tracked Him Down On The Internet

Our Style Editor Tried This Ancient Greek Beauty Routine And That’s How She Died

Summer Hairstyles That Say, ‘It Wasn’t A Good Spring For Me’

Celebrate Brangelina’s 10th Anniversary By Pretending They Know You Exist

Summer Bridesmaid Dresses That Say, ‘He Was Originally Engaged To Me’

I Have Resting Dog Face

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