Tag Archive: News

Woman Responds to Literally Any Question With ‘I Don’t Know, I’m Off Instagram’

Yes! Paywall Saves Woman From Having to Read Long Article

BREAKING: Coworker Secretly Cool?

Uh Oh! Blond Boyfriend Wants to Grow a Beard

New Dating App Designed Exclusively For People Who Hate Adventures

‘Slight Change of Plans!’ Says Friend About To Ruin Night

BREAKING: Change The Subject, You’ve Been Talking About Yourself For Too Long

Awesome! Karen’s Also Going to Hop In This Photo

Coworker a Little Too Ripped

BREAKING: Baby Girl Wearing BIG FUCKING BOW

4 Podcasts To Say You’re Listening to When You’re Actually Listening to ‘Seasons of Love’ Again

Mom Quietly Plots News to Bring Up In Last 10 Minutes of Phone Call

Researchers Discover Woman Who Still Uses Checks

Scientist’s New ‘Tiffany’ Vehicle Runs Entirely on ‘Likes’

Dozens Dead from Exposure at Outdoor Wedding

Woman Refuses To Call It a ‘Ring Finger’

Woman Disappointed By Relationship Advice From Strangers at Bar

Woman Releases Shocking Memoir: ‘I Have Two Boobs’