Tag Archive: Masturbation

Everyone Assuming Woman Who Ordered Oyster Platter Excusing Herself to Masturbate in Bathroom

REPORT: Hands Too Cold to Masturbate

How to Argue for Permanent Work-from-Home Without Mentioning Masturbation

How to Pretend You’re Masturbating More Than Before

Wow! This Woman Can’t Masturbate Unless She’s On a Deadline

Why I Don’t Masturbate Until 10 PM, Like The Europeans

Brave! This Woman Actually Thinks About Her Husband While Masturbating