Tag Archive: Masturbation

Woman Wraps Self in Shiny Foil Blanket After Finishing Masturbation Marathon

I Masturbated for 10,000 Hours and Malcolm Gladwell Came to My House With a Giant Check

Help! I Worked on Loving My Body Too Much and Now I Can’t Stop Masturbating

Everyone Assuming Woman Who Ordered Oyster Platter Excusing Herself to Masturbate in Bathroom

REPORT: Hands Too Cold to Masturbate

How to Argue for Permanent Work-from-Home Without Mentioning Masturbation

How to Pretend You’re Masturbating More Than Before

Wow! This Woman Can’t Masturbate Unless She’s On a Deadline

Why I Don’t Masturbate Until 10 PM, Like The Europeans

Brave! This Woman Actually Thinks About Her Husband While Masturbating