Love and Sex
Use one hand to put grapes in the freezer while the other hand removes a whole ice cream cake for you.
If you’re going to dress like a child, people are going to treat you like one. Score!
Want to be on-trend for fall? Get sort of drunk and grab an electric razor.
Are all the good men gone, or just the man you married?
Tired of boring “dinner and a movie” dates? You would be if you had a boyfriend.