Why I’m Settling For a Man Who’s Not My High School Poster of Aragorn

Living

How to Build Strong Female Friendships Now That You’ve Killed the Pizza Guy

Crying is powerful, but crying about murder? That’s the power of sisterhood!

Living

4 Dance Moves To Get You Out Of The Room After A Guy Asks You If His Dick Is Proportional

Why must he put that on you?!

News

Twitter Scholar Helpfully Points Out Logical Fallacy In Meghan’s Joke

Meghan quickly took the tweet down and posted an apology.

News

Courtney Not Sure Which Cracked Phone Is Hers At This Party

“Mine is the one with the crack down the middle… Wait, so is Sabrina’s…. And Katy’s, for that matter.”

Entertainment

5 Times ‘SVU’ Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Cops Listening To Rape Victims

Turns out, it was just TV magic.

Thoughts

I Love Cheap Wine, Which Is Adorable Because My Dog Cost Three Grand

I know, quirky right?

Living

How To Talk About Whitewashing Without Revealing You Were Originally Written As A Woman Of Color

With practice and tact, you can keep your secret safe.

Thoughts

How I Politely Rejected His Advances by Turning Into A Laurel Tree

My womanhood was transformed into woman-wood and it TOTALLY worked!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Thought I Was Going to Take It To Go But I Decided to Stay

I just never knew my feelings could change on a dime like that and honestly, it scared me.

Style

4 Recent Hillary Outfits That Say ‘LOL Fuck You Guys’

“For real fuck every last one of you.”

Entertainment

3 Dystopian Novels to Read While They’re Still Fiction

Better take out this book before old white Republican men get ahold of it and change the name to “The Plan!”

News

Man Too Busy to Send ‘Happy Birthday’ Text Somehow Finds Time to Leave Voicemail of Himself Cumming

Henry’s schedule prevented him from being available for comment.

News

Woman So Pissed That She Actually Cleans

Despite Marshall’s flurry of activity, none of her personal issues were resolved in any way.

News

Woman Scares Man Off By Leaving Flowers At His Grave

Dying is a lot like a breakup!

Living

These Cute Dog Photos Will Make You Lose It For Just Long Enough That I Can Swoop In And Steal Your Man

Ha, I got your man, ya dum dum!!

Thoughts

There’s A Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don’t Help Me When I’m Trapped Down This Well, Again

Seriously, I keep tripping and falling into the same well and no woman has rescued me yet. Betrayal of the sisterhood much?

Living

Unique Baby Names That Honor Your Mermaid Heritage

Gglllyrryg? She’s a senator, a singer, a sailor’s desperate hallucination … anything she wants to be!

Love and Sex

How to Spot That Twinkle In His Eye That Says He’s Going To Masturbate To You Later

If a man is masturbating to you right now, there’s a good chance he’ll also be masturbating to you later!

News

New Bill Requires Women Seeking Abortions to Paint Still Life of Fetus

Under the new law, women would be responsible for purchasing all their own oil paints, easels, canvases, brushes, and gesso.

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