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Order a pizza and call it a fucking day.
Just throw her a “omg so good!!” and carry on with your day.
“People are so fucking dumb.”
These women are instrumental in supporting the women that are in front of the man they’re behind.
You’re in charge now, so grab some cured meat slabs and slap ‘em on your boobs, you bully!
Wedding night sex really is special because it’s the end of sex for you. Sorry!