The most recent Zoom background of Sharlene Evans went unnoticed by coworkers the other day, because unbeknownst to them, it was really just a picture of when her living room was clean three weeks ago.
“There is a 12 to 24-hour period after I clean where my living room remains acceptable for visitors and Zoom meetings, and after that, it’s a nightmare,” Sharlene told us. “Then I just thought, I should really take a picture of this while it lasts.”
Sources report that this idea is fucking awesome and brilliant.
“Other than a weird light at the top of her head, her living room looked normal,” says coworker Darnell Robinson, before we explained what the hell was going on. “Wait, that was just a Zoom background? Fuck, I wish I had thought of that.”
The living room Zoom background was free of any clutter, and the couch included a thoughtful throw blanket, accent pillows, and a decorative plant on the coffee table. Meanwhile, in the real living room, clothes and days-old takeout was strewn about on the floor. Several cats had vomited.
“I think I’m really onto something here, because I really only clean for other people,” Sharlene said. “For real, I may never clean my home again.”
