Wooden Phone Cases to Mask the Fact That You Stare at a Glowing Blue Screen All Day

Cameron Nexus 5 Case (Carved, $49)

Escape from Big Brother’s clutches to the woods of Lothlórien with this gnarled Nexus 5 case. As you hold your phone to your face, imagine that you are leaning upon the smooth bough of an oak tree, not explaining to your boss that deleting files in Dropbox deletes them from everyone else’s shared folders. Nature rules!