Wooden Phone Cases to Mask the Fact That You Stare at a Glowing Blue Screen All Day

Elephant Wood iPhone Case (Etsy, $15.99)

Your friends tend to get snippy when you start typing on your phone while they’re talking. Make them feel better by showing them this natural, elaborately carved case. Its handcrafted look is perfect for pretending that these technologies are bringing us all together, rather than pushing us apart. One day, you can pass this piece on to your daughter, who will only be able to communicate via animated GIFs.