Wooden Phone Cases to Mask the Fact That You Stare at a Glowing Blue Screen All Day

Wooden Galaxy S4 Case (Toast, $29)

Pretend your happiness doesn’t depend on a mechanical buzz by enveloping your Galaxy S4 in the wood of an actual ash tree that was once alive! Will it change the fact that you carry a tracking device with you everywhere you go, broadcasting your every move to dozens of corporations and government agencies? No, but it will make you feel more green about the whole thing!