It’s the age-old question: spit or swallow? But when I’m performing oral sex with my boyfriend, I find these two narrow options pretty limiting. That’s why I forfeited these choices and I bury all his nut in the yard like a squirrel instead!
When I first tried out this spit-or-swallow loophole, I admit that it was a little hard to keep it from my boyfriend. Once he came, I hid all his nut in my puffed out cheeks, and then when he finally left the room, I ran out the back window and started digging in the yard as fast as I could.
I couldn’t have him knowing that I still had his nut, or else he might have asked for it back or told me to spit it out, but I had to make sure that it was safe until winter, so I proceeded to bury it in the yard, quickly.
Once I buried the nut, I ran back into the room and got under the covers. Sure, the bedding was filthy because of my dirt-covered hands and feet, but at least I’d have something saved for the colder months ahead.
After that first time burying his nut in the yard, I decided to do it every time I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. After all, it just makes sense!
Of course there’s been a few times when my BF has caught me scurrying back to the bedroom through the window, but I was fully prepared for that to happen.
When he asked me why I looked like I’d been digging in the back yard, I just told him that “I was doing some post-sex gardening.” Because what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him!
So for anyone out there who’s bored with the same old options for how to deal with his cum, I would highly suggest burying his nut in the yard like a squirrel! It’s certainly made things a lot more interesting in the bedroom (and the backyard)!
