Christmas Light Displays That Let Your Neighbors Know You’re Not Fucking Around This Year

Take some inspiration from this classic treat and turn your plain old house into a goddamn candy cane palace. Get the look by alternating red and white lights around the roof until your neighbors realize, “Wow, that lady has zero chill for someone who lives alone.” Then take things even further by covering your lawn with giant light-up peppermints. This will let anyone who drives by know you’re not a resident of 234 Clover Avenue anymore, you’re the queen of Candyland and ought to be treated as such. Because this isn’t some bullshit holiday like Arbor Day. It’s Christmas, and you aren’t taking any fucking prisoners.