Emily Parsons was faced with a common problem for many women: Her boyfriend has no idea what to do with her clit.
“He’s an aggressive thruster. But honestly, he has no idea what he is doing down there,” says Parsons, 24. “If he ever does make a feeble attempt, he acts like my clit is a scratch ticket or something.”
Starved for clitoral stimulation, Parsons came up with an idea that would turn her sex life upside down – or at least turn it in many small fast circles.
“I glued a fidget spinner to my clit. That is what it took. That is the only way he would pay attention and really focus his attention there,” said Parsons, clearly exasperated.
Now she claims that Gutierrez will go down on her for hours.
Of course by “going down on her” she just means he just spins the fidget spinner she glued to her clit. The reverberating vibrations from a fidget spinner in motion aren’t much, but they’re much more than Parsons has become accustomed to.
“Baby steps,” sighed Parsons.
Gutierrez seemed oblivious to Parson’s ulterior motives in using the fidget spinner, and just tells his friends that she is “mad kinky.” For their anniversary, Gutierrez purchased Parsons a glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.
“It makes her vag look like a rave,” Parsons added.
When asked why Parsons doesn’t just dump Gutierrez or insist he make a greater effort to pleasure her, she mumbled something about him actually being a “good dude” and “just really easily distracted.”
