When you’re out with a new guy, you can’t help but want to sneak a peek to see if he’s giving you that boner of approval. If he’s flaccid, you need to dial it up a notch and tell that heavily embellished camp story, and if he’s hard, you know to ask the waiter for the check. Here are some practical objects to drop onto the floor so you can bend down and take a peek between his legs to see where you (and his member) stand.
A Napkin
You know your etiquette, so you can’t eat without your napkin on your lap! Let it slowly slip off so you can peek under the table at his crotch. If necessary, knock his lap-kin off as well so you can really get a good gander at his genitals.
Your Phone
Knowing how boner-worthy your new bra is, is definitely worth the risk of cracking your screen. Once you see whether or not he’s turned on, you can adjust your posture and push up accordingly. Your phone also has a flashlight feature, so you can really know for sure if he’s feeling your cleave.
A Strip of Condoms
Oopsies! What’s that that just fell out of your purse?! If he isn’t erect yet, he will be when you say, “Oops, a massive strip of condoms just fell out of my purse and it looks like you’ll be needing one.” Bonertown!
Your Burger
C’mon girls, you weren’t going to eat it anyway. It’s not worth the risk of bloating when you could drop it to check up on his dick. Not to mention he might get ideas when he sees the meat sliding through your greasy fingers.
Your Drink
Spill it directly onto his lap and dab it try for a more direct check on the blood flow to his penis! Trust us – he’ll appreciate it once you get your hands in there!
Become a covert boner spotter in no time with these item-droppers!
