Sunglasses to Hide That Your Eyes Were Stolen by a Witch in the Night

Miu Miu Cat Eye Sunglasses ($340)

This pair is a splurge, but it’s expensive to cover up the truth! Next time you won’t betray a witch who needs human eyeballs for her revenge potion, not that you have any eyeballs left to give. Plus these retro fames are a total throwback to the iconic Audrey Hepburn, who you’ll never see a picture of again. That witch is cackling right now just thinking about it!