Sunglasses to Hide That Your Eyes Were Stolen by a Witch in the Night

Quay Australia Oversized Aviator Sunglasses ($64.70)

These babies are shiny and reflective like a beautiful mirror! Everyone will be too busy looking at their own reflections to question why you’re wearing sunglasses at a movie theater. As long as those vacant eye sockets and that wicked witch are your secret, then you’re in control.